I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South.

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The South's version of a loyalty oath. It's like a promise to hate the North forever and ever, and maybe also to eat some fried chicken.

My cousin recited the pledge before he started a rebellion in his math class.

My teacher made me say it after I called the North a bunch of northerners.

My dog barked the pledge when he saw a Union flag.

A fancy way of saying the South is still mad about the Civil War. And they're not done being mad yet.

My uncle said it before he yelled at his brother for being a Northerner.

My grandma said it when she saw a Union flag on her coffee mug.

My friend said it before he started a fake war with his pencil.

The South's way of saying they're still free. And they’re not letting the North forget it.

My brother said it before he started a protest in the hallway.

My mom said it when she saw a Union flag on the TV.

My dog barked it when he saw a Northerner walk by.