I played a B

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When a musician messes up a note and tries to act like it was totally expected and not their fault at all.
'I played a B' he said, like he was the king of the flute and not the guy who just squeaked like a scared mouse.
'I played a B' she whispered, as if the audience didn’t hear the entire orchestra fall apart.
'I played a B' he said, while the conductor looked like he was about to throw a pen at him.
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When a musician hits a bad note and tries to cover it up by saying it was just a random accident and not their fault.
'I played a B' he said, as if the entire band had agreed to mess up together.
'I played a B' she said, while the piano was still ringing like a bell and no one believed her.
'I played a B' he said, as if the audience didn’t see him hit the note like it was a punchline.
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When a musician plays a wrong note and acts like it was totally normal and not a big deal.
'I played a B' he said, like it was the most normal thing in the world and no one had heard the wrong note.
'I played a B' she said, while the drummer was still laughing at her from the back.
'I played a B' he said, as if the audience had been expecting it and it was just a regular day at the concert.
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When a musician makes a mistake and tries to act like it was totally on purpose and no one saw it coming.
'I played a B' he said, like he had planned it all along and no one had noticed the mistake.
'I played a B' she said, as if the audience had been waiting for that note and it was a surprise.
'I played a B' he said, while the conductor was still staring at him like he had just committed a crime.
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When a musician messes up and tries to say it was just a regular thing that happens to everyone.
'I played a B' he said, like it was the most common mistake in the world and no one had noticed.
'I played a B' she said, as if it was just a regular Tuesday for the band.
'I played a B' he said, as if the audience had heard it all before and it was just another day.
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When a musician makes a mistake and tries to make it sound like it was totally on purpose and no one saw it coming.
'I played a B' he said, like he had planned it and no one had noticed the mistake.
'I played a B' she said, as if the audience had been waiting for that note all along.
'I played a B' he said, while the conductor was still giving him the death stare.
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