I play county

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A stupid way for Irish teens to brag about playing for their county in hurling or football. They all say it like it’s the most amazing thing ever, even though they’re just trying to look cool and get a quick shag.
"I play county," he said, like he was the best player ever.
She texted him, "You play county? That’s so cool."
He DM’d her, "I play county. You should come to the game."
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A load of nonsense used by immature kids in Ireland to act like they’re special. They all say it just to get a quick f*** and a nude.
He said, "I play county," like he was some kind of god.
She replied, "You play county? That’s so hot."
He messaged her, "I play county. Let’s go to the match."
3
A useless phrase used by dumb kids in Ireland to impress girls. They all say it like they’re the best, even though they’re just trying to get a quick meet and a f***.
He said, "I play county," like he was the king of the world.
She texted, "You play county? That’s so cool."
He DM’d, "I play county. Let’s go to the match."
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A stupid way for Irish boys to act like they’re important. They all say it to try and get a quick snog and a nude.
He said, "I play county," like he was the best player ever.
She replied, "You play county? That’s so hot."
He messaged, "I play county. Let’s go to the match."
5
A pointless phrase used by Irish teenagers to feel special. They all say it just to get a quick meet and a f***.
He said, "I play county," like he was the best player ever.
She texted, "You play county? That’s so cool."
He DM’d, "I play county. Let’s go to the match."
6
A dumb phrase used by Irish boys to impress girls. They all say it like it’s the most amazing thing ever, even though they’re just trying to get a quick meet and a f***.
He said, "I play county," like he was the king of the world.
She replied, "You play county? That’s so hot."
He messaged, "I play county. Let’s go to the match."
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