I pissed myself

I peed myself during the final round of the spelling bee

I dropped my pants in the middle of the grocery store

I looked like a soggy waffle after that surprise pop quiz

I peed myself when I heard the principal was coming

I had a wet spot on my shirt during the school play

I looked like a soggy sock after that awkward lunchtime conversation

I peed myself when I saw the math test

I had a puddle on my seat during the class picnic

I looked like a soaked sponge after that loud announcement