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Apple is broke and running out of ideas. They keep churning out new phones just to keep the cash coming in.

'Iphone 100? Bro, they’re just sticking a new battery in a phone from 2003.'

'They’re selling the same phone but with a tiny upgrade and a bigger price tag.'

'Iphone 100? That’s like the iPhone 1.5 but with more ads.'

Apple is so desperate they’re making new phones just to avoid looking stupid.

'New phone out? That’s not a new phone, that’s a new version of the same old phone.'

'Iphone 100? They’re just trying to make us forget the last one was garbage.'

'They’re giving us a new phone just to cover up the fact they can’t make anything else.'

Apple is stuck in a loop and can’t stop making new phones even though they’re all the same.

'Iphone 100? That’s the same phone but now it takes selfies better.'

'They keep changing the name but the phone is still slow and broke.'

'It’s like they’re saying, ‘We’re going to keep selling this phone until we’re all broke.’'