i pay bills

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a fancy way to say I'm not broke and I'm keeping you from getting kicked out of the apartment

I pay bills, so shut up and stop crying about the rent

I pay bills, so you can keep your stupid pet chameleon

I pay bills, so you don’t have to live in the lobby of the apartment complex

when you’re rich enough to not care if the internet goes out and you’re still paying for it

I pay bills, so I don’t care if the Wi-Fi dies at 2 a. m.

I pay bills, so I can laugh at you when your phone bill is $500

I pay bills, so I can afford to have 10 streaming services at once

a way to brag about your money while pretending you’re not showing off

I pay bills, so I can afford to buy you a pizza every day

I pay bills, so I don’t have to live in my mom’s basement

I pay bills, so I can buy you a gift card and still have money for myself

when you’re so rich you don’t even remember what being broke feels like

I pay bills, so I don’t know what it’s like to not have food

I pay bills, so I don’t have to eat cereal for dinner every night

I pay bills, so I can buy pizza and still have money for my phone bill

a way to say you're rich enough to not be embarrassed by your friends' financial problems

I pay bills, so I can laugh at you when you can't afford a cup of coffee

I pay bills, so I don’t have to live in my grandma’s house

I pay bills, so I can buy you lunch and still have money left for myself

when you're so rich you think money is just something you put in your pockets and forget about

I pay bills, so I don’t even think about money most of the time

I pay bills, so I don’t have to count my coins in the morning

I pay bills, so I can just buy everything and not care if I go broke later