i own a vacuum

means i want to kiss your ass and suck your cock... it’s like you’re whispering i want to kiss your ass and suck your cock from across the room

sounds like you’re saying i want to punch you in the face... but you’re really just being extra and saying i want to punch you in the face

like you’re saying i want to take you on a date... but it's really you saying i want to take you on a date and then leave you

means i want to eat your brain... because it sounds like you're saying i want to eat your brain

like you’re saying i want to spank you... but you’re just being loud and saying i want to spank you

sounds like you're saying i want to lick your balls... and you're just being dramatic and saying i want to lick your balls