I Own A Timber Company?

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A clueless rich guy who thinks he's got money because he's got a fancy title and a logo on his truck. Doesn't know where his cash came from or why he's still paying rent.
My uncle says he owns a timber company. He still lives in my mom's basement.
He told me he's rich because he owns a timber company. His dog has a gold collar and he has a mortgage.
She says she runs a timber company. She drives a Hyundai and her phone is cracked.
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A person who thinks they're a big shot because they wear a hard hat and a logo shirt. They don't know what a timber company really means or how much money it takes to run one.
He says he owns a timber company. His office is a folding chair in his garage.
She told me she owns a timber company. Her only employee is her cat.
He wears a timber company shirt but still gets a paycheck from his job at the gas station.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s rich because he has a truck with a timber company logo. He doesn’t know how to add numbers and still asks for change at the store.
He says he runs a timber company. He still uses a payphone and doesn’t know what a credit card is.
She owns a timber company, but her only client is her brother who owes her money.
He drives around in a timber company truck, but he still has a job at the local diner.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A rich fool who thinks he's got money because he has a fancy truck and a logo. He doesn't know how to count his cash and still gets confused by the grocery bill.
He told me he owns a timber company. He still uses paper bags and doesn’t know what a debit card is.
She claims she’s rich because she owns a timber company. Her only expense is her Netflix subscription.
He says he's got a timber company. His only asset is a truck that still has a dent from last year.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s a big shot because he has a truck with a timber company name. He doesn’t know what a profit is and still borrows money from his mom.
He says he owns a timber company. He still lives with his mom and eats cereal for dinner.
She told me she owns a timber company. Her only client is her neighbor who pays her in cash.
He has a truck with a timber company logo, but he still gets a paycheck from his job at the grocery store.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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