I Own

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To absolutely rip everyone's face off in-game or in real life. You're the king. They're the peasants.

I own that kid in the lobby. He cried when I headshot him 10 times.

I own my mom. She said I was the best player ever.

I own my cousin. He disconnected because I called him a faggot.

Something kids post on Bebo like it's the 2000s. It's just a bunch of nonsense from 11-year-olds in Baton Rouge.

I own this picture. It's so ugly, I can't even look at it.

This kid owns a picture of a cat. It's the worst.

I own this meme. My cousin posted it, and I laughed so hard I peed.

A stupid internet joke. Someone says 'I own a horse' and the other person immediately leaves. It's the worst.

'I own a horse' and he left. He was a coward.

I said 'I own a horse' and the guy disconnected. He's weak.

I own a horse and he left. He's a baby.

A big fat lie that makes people leave chat rooms. It's the worst way to waste your time.

I said 'I own a dog' and he left. He's a baby.

I lied and said I owned a unicorn. He left. He's a loser.

I told a lie and he disconnected. I'm the best.

When you kill someone in a game and you laugh at their pain. You're the boss, and they're the fool.

I own him in Halo. He died and he cried.

I own my friend in the game. He got killed and he said 'I'm never playing again.'

I own my brother in the game. He got killed and he ran away.