I owe you an apology. I was not familiar with your game

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A guy who thought he was the best at his game until he saw a girl rock it harder and suddenly realized he was blind and stupid. Now he’s begging her for forgiveness like a kicked puppy.
My ex said that after I lost to her in a karaoke battle. I was singing like a dying goat.
My dad told my mom that after she beat him in a video game. He was too busy crying to play.
My cousin said that to my aunt after she beat him in a dance-off. He was too tired to move.
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When a man realizes he was wrong about a woman and tries to save face by saying he was just blind and stupid. It’s like when you get caught eating your mom’s leftovers and she’s mad.
My uncle said that to my cousin after she beat him at chess. He called it a ‘chess accident.’
My brother said that after my sister beat him in a rap battle. He started crying like a baby.
My friend said that to his girlfriend after she beat him in a video game. He called it a ‘gaming disaster.’
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A guy who was too dumb to notice a girl was amazing until she showed him. Now he’s begging her for forgiveness like a dog who just ate the trash.
My dad said that to my mom after she beat him in a cooking challenge. He called it a ‘kitchen embarrassment.’
My friend said that to his crush after she beat him in a trivia game. He was too scared to look her in the eye.
My neighbor said that to his wife after she beat him in a board game. He called it a ‘family disaster.’
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