i oueufed your window

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when you smash someone's window so hard it looks like their face got run over by a garbage truck
I oueufed your window because you called my mom a donut.
Your window is now a canvas of broken glass and my rage.
I oueufed your window while eating a taco and watching Netflix.
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the act of throwing things at someone’s window until it screams for mercy
I oueufed your window with a bag of chips and a curse.
Your window got hit by a brick and a really bad joke.
I oueufed your window because you said my hair looked like a disaster.
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when you kick someone’s window so hard it feels like you’re doing karate on a plate glass
I oueufed your window with my foot and a lot of spite.
Your window is now a broken mirror and my enemy.
I oueufed your window because you said my pants were ugly.
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the act of making someone’s window look like it just got in a fight with a brick and a bad decision
I oueufed your window because you said my lunch was sad.
Your window is now a shattered dream and my revenge.
I oueufed your window with a hammer and a heart full of hate.
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when you hit someone’s window so hard it feels like you’re giving it a wedgie
I oueufed your window because you called my dog a sandwich.
Your window is now a broken glass and my pride.
I oueufed your window while wearing pajamas and eating cereal.
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