I only listen to real music

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The kind of music only kids who cry in math class listen to. It's like bad pizza and bad hair.

Bro, I only listen to real music. Your playlist is trash.

Why do you even exist if you don't listen to real music?

If you don't listen to real music, you're not cool.

The music that only kids who think they're tough listen to. It's loud and nobody likes it.

You're not real. You only listen to fake music.

Real music is the only thing that matters. Your music is weak.

If you don't listen to real music, you're just a loser.

The music that only kids who wear too much eyeliner listen to. It sounds like a broken kazoo.

Your music is like a broken kazoo. Real music is way better.

If you don't listen to real music, you're just a walking disaster.

I only listen to real music. Your music is embarrassing.

The music only kids who think they're famous listen to. It's fake, it's loud, and it's stupid.

You're not famous. You just listen to stupid music.

Real music is way better than your fake nonsense.

If you don't listen to real music, you're just a nobody.

The music that only kids who think they're cool listen to. It's like a bad movie and a bad haircut.

Your music is like a bad movie. Real music is way better.

If you don't listen to real music, you're just a dork.

Cool people listen to real music. You're not cool.

The music only kids who think they're special listen to. It's fake, it's loud, and it's dumb.

You're not special. You just listen to dumb music.

Real music is way better than your dumb nonsense.

If you don't listen to real music, you're just a nobody.