i once went to peru

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You snorted lines like it was your job and your nose was your boss.

I once went to Peru and my sinuses screamed for mercy.

I went to Peru and my nose got a raise.

Peru was just a fancy name for my cocaine breakroom.

You turned a vacation into a drug-induced disaster.

Peru was my trip, but my brain was on vacation.

I went to Peru and my brain got lost in the Andes.

I once went to Peru and my brain got a permanent visa.

You chased the high like it was the last bus to the city.

I once went to Peru and the high ran faster than my Uber.

Peru was my ticket, but the high had a first-class seat.

I went to Peru and the high didn’t even need a passport.