Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid way to say I said, used by kids who think they're the main character in their own dumb story.

I said, 'You're the worst friend ever!'

I said, 'That pizza was garbage.'

I said, 'I didn't even know that was a thing.'

2

Used when you're telling a story and you want everyone to think you're important.

I said, 'He laughed so hard he cried.'

I said, 'She ran out of the room screaming.'

I said, 'I didn't even know he was there.'

3

A stupid way to explain what you think about something, like you're the only one who matters.

I said, 'That was the dumbest thing I've ever seen.'

I said, 'I didn't even care.'

I said, 'That was the worst.'

4

What the Lincoln University baseball team says when they're too dumb to explain why people act like idiots.

I said, 'That game was the worst.'

I said, 'They all acted like babies.'

I said, 'I didn't even know that was a thing.'

5

When you want something so bad, or you're so lazy you don't even care.

I said, 'I want pizza now.'

I said, 'I don't care if it's 2 a. m.'

I said, 'Just give me the damn food.'

6

What dumb people say after telling a dumb story to make themselves feel important.

I said, 'That was the worst story ever.'

I said, 'I'm the only one who knows this.'

I said, 'You all are so dumb.'

7

A stupid way to say just because, like you think you're smart.

I said, 'I didn't do it just because.'

I said, 'I did it because I felt like it.'

I said, 'That was the dumbest reason.'