Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud shout from a wussy who thinks they’re tough, even though they’re standing in a dark room with a spider the size of a dinner plate.

I no scared, I’m gonna fight that spider, I’m gonna eat it for breakfast.

I no scared, I’m gonna walk through the haunted house, even though I forgot my flashlight.

I no scared, I’m gonna stand up to the school bully, even though he’s got a knife.

2

You yell this when someone gives you a hard time, like they just told you that you’re gonna die in a ditch with no one to blame.

Why would you tell me that, this isn’t Google, this is a PEPPERMINT-

3

When you’re frantically digging through your pockets like you’re looking for your lost soul, but it’s just your phone and you’re not insured.

I looked in my pocket 10 times, and I can’t find my phone.

I’m gonna lose my phone, and I’m not insured.

I just dropped my phone in a puddle, and now I have to walk home.

4

You’re scared of sad feelings because they’re like a mean kid who keeps showing up at your house and making you cry.

I’m scared of sad feelings because they’re always making me cry.

I don’t want to feel sad anymore, it’s too much.

Sad feelings are the worst, I’m done with them.

5

You sneak into someone’s room when they’re not looking and leave a message, like you’re a sneaky little thief with a message to deliver.

I left a note on his bed, just to be annoying.

I put a candy bar on his desk, just because I felt like it.

I wrote ‘You’re welcome’ on his window with marker.

6

A long, drawn-out moan that sounds like a tired dragon who just got kicked out of a castle.

Moaaaaaaaaaaaaa

7

You yell this when you’re being challenged, and it sounds like you’re talking to a robot with a broken voice.

You really think I’m not scared of him?