Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You keep bragging about how you knew it all along, even when you were wrong. You’re like a broken record, but with more attitude and less sense.

I new it before you even said it!

I new it and I’m not even sure what it was.

I new it, and I’m still wrong.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

2

A stupid VH1 show where they take regular people and add some whiny, soft, white boys to make everyone’s life a living hell.

Why is this show still on?

I would rather watch a cat fight.

This show is like my ex’s middle name.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

3

A VH1 show that’s like a love story, but with more drama and fewer good decisions. Tiffany, who thinks she’s from New York, dates guys who can’t cook and can’t shut up.

Tiffany dates a guy who can’t make a sandwich.

The guy who can’t shut up got eliminated.

Tiffany thinks she’s royalty.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

4

A show that’s like a history class, but with more yelling and fewer facts. It’s like watching your teacher explain the 2000s with a f**king attitude.

This show is like a history class from hell.

Why are we still watching this?

It’s like my teacher’s version of the 2000s.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

5

Every emo kid’s excuse for being a drama queen, like they were born with a f**king microphone in their mouth.

I new it because I was emo.

Emo kids say it like it’s a religion.

It’s not a problem, it’s a lifestyle.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

6

A life or death experience where you think you died, but you didn’t, and now you’re just mad about it.

I died and came back just to be mad.

It was like a f**king horror movie.

I got a second chance, and I’m still mad.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

7

You buy a roach thinking it’s a hamster, but then it escapes because you got the wrong cage and now your whole house is f**ked.

I bought a roach and now it’s in my bed.

The cage was wrong, and now it’s everywhere.

I thought I was getting a pet, not a invasion.

by Slangipedia 2d ago