I never thought

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You’re so dumb you didn’t even think of it until someone else says it and you go ‘Ohhhh I never thought’ like you’re some kind of brainless idiot.

My mom said I never thought about eating pizza for breakfast. I didn’t even realize it was a thing until she mentioned it.

My crush told me I never thought about asking him out. I was just too chicken to say anything.

My teacher said I never thought about doing my homework. I didn’t even know I had it until she yelled at me.

You say it when the year is about to end and you’re too lazy to think of anything else to say.

2020 is ending and I’m like ‘I never thought’ because I don’t know what else to say.

I’m watching the clock and I’m like ‘I never thought’ because I’m too tired to think.

My friend is crying and I say ‘I never thought’ because I’m too lazy to comfort him.