I Never Finished Pokémon Green Hack

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You’re like a kid who tried to beat a game with a crayon and a dictionary. You didn’t finish Pokémon Green Hack because you’re too dumb to care.

You spent three hours trying to beat a level with a Pidgey and a rock. Still no clue what the hack was.

Your friend asked you what the hack was. You said, 'What hack? I just wanted to catch a Pikachu.'

You quit the game because the hacker said something mean about your mom.

You’re the kind of person who thinks the hack was just a typo. You never finished Pokémon Green Hack because you’re too lazy to notice.

You tried to beat the game by typing 'green hack' into the console. It didn’t work. You said, 'Maybe it was a typo.'

You got halfway through the game, then went to watch TikTok videos instead.

You said the hack was 'just a glitch' and then fell asleep on the floor.

You’re like a dog who tried to eat a whole pizza. You never finished Pokémon Green Hack because you’re too messy to track it.

You tried to beat the game by eating a whole pizza while playing. You didn’t finish the hack. You just got full.

You said the hack was 'just a snack' and then took a nap.

You left a trail of pizza crumbs across the floor and the game screen.