I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

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I need you to make my junk immortal and turn it into a gift, all on a helmet that used to belong to a Spartan, but now it’s been ruined by some Photoshop twerp.

My cock deserves a medal. Make it eternal. And do it on a helmet. No filter. No mercy.

I’m not just giving gifts. I’m giving legacy. My junk is the gift. The helmet is the vessel. The Photoshop guy? He’s the enemy.

If my dick doesn’t live forever, I will personally murder the guy who edited that helmet.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You need to immortalize my junk, put it on a helmet, and make it look fancy, even though some idiot used Photoshop to mess it up.

I want my balls to live forever. On a helmet. No filter. No excuses.

The Spartan helmet is just a base. My junk is the main event. Photoshop ruined it. Fix it.

I’m not just giving a gift. I’m giving a legacy. My junk’s gonna be immortal. Fix that helmet.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Make my junk live forever and put it on a helmet. But some dumbass used Photoshop to screw it up. Fix it.

My junk needs a helmet. It needs immortality. It needs no Photoshop. Fix it or die.

I’m giving a gift. It’s my junk. It’s on a helmet. The helmet was ruined by Photoshop. Fix it.

If my junk doesn’t live forever, I will personally beat up the Photoshop guy.

by Slangipedia 13d ago