I Need You To Proces The Art Of Giving Gifts And Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

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I want you to make my junk immortal and gift it on a spartan helmet that got photoshopped by a kid who thinks he's Picasso

My dong deserves a medal and a lifetime pass to the immortal club

That helmet should be on a pedestal next to the Mona Lisa

If my junk isn't immortal by tomorrow, I'm burning the Photoshop

I need my junk to live forever and be given on a helmet that a spartan would be jealous of, even if it's fake

My cock should be in the Hall of Fame

That helmet looks like it was made by a toddler with a crayon

I’d rather die than let my junk fade into the void

I want my junk to be immortal, get a gift, and be on a helmet that got made by a spartan who never knew Photoshop

My junk is going to be worshipped like a god

That helmet should have a warning label: 'Do not look directly at it'

If it doesn’t look epic, I’m throwing my laptop out the window