Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're so messed up you can't stand being alone and you're begging them to feel the same pain you're feeling.

My ex is crying in the mall because I left her for a guy who works at the pizza shop.

He texts me every hour saying he can't live without me.

She broke up with me because I didn't text her on a Saturday.

2

You're so good you're the reason the human race hasn't died yet and you're the reason they still believe in miracles.

My mom says I'm the best thing since sliced bread.

He says I'm the only reason he hasn't given up on life.

She told me I'm the reason her dog still talks to her.

3

You're screaming at someone because they're being a total waste of oxygen and you're trying to get them to stop being annoying.

She yelled at her boyfriend in the grocery store because he forgot to buy milk.

He screamed at his friend in the middle of a movie because he kept talking.

I shouted at my crush in the hallway because he said I was ugly.

4

It’s the worst kind of soap opera where every character lies, cheats, and gets pregnant at least once a season.

The main character lied about her best friend being dead.

He cheated on her with his brother’s girlfriend.

She got pregnant by the guy who was supposed to be her dad.

5

A weird internet thing where people find a mysterious tape and it makes their lives completely miserable.

She found a tape and now she can’t sleep because of nightmares.

He watched the tape and now he talks to himself.

They found the tape and now their whole family is cursed.

6

You're yelling at someone in the middle of nowhere because a random guard shows up and tells you to shut up.

He was yelling at his crush in the forest when a guard showed up.

She screamed at her best friend in the middle of the lake.

He was shouting at his mom in the mall when a guard came out of nowhere.

7

You need someone to gift you something weird and magical so your junk can live forever on a helmet that looks like it came from Photoshop.

He asked his crush to make him a helmet with his face on it.

She wanted a magical helmet that would make her immortal.

He needed a gift so weird it came from Photoshop.