I need to study

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A lie you tell yourself to avoid doing actual work and to keep your brain from exploding from laziness.
'I need to study', said by someone who just watched three hours of TikTok.
'I need to study', said by a kid who forgot to do his homework and is now crying in the bathroom.
'I need to study', said by a person who's just gonna fail and doesn't care.
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When you say you need to study, but you're really just pretending to be smart so people don't make fun of you.
'I need to study', said by a kid who got a D and now thinks he's Einstein.
'I need to study', said by someone who failed the test and still thinks they're gonna pass.
'I need to study', said by a kid who's just going to play video games anyway.
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A magical phrase that instantly makes all your problems disappear, but only if you believe in it and don't actually do the work.
'I need to study', said by someone who still got a C and now is confused.
'I need to study', said by a kid who got a zero but still thinks they're gonna pass.
'I need to study', said by someone who just watched a whole movie instead of studying.
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