I Need to Hit the Head

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A fake, phoney-bologna song you sing when you gotta go pee and you're too lazy to do it right.

I need to hit the head, I'm gonna sing a fake jingle and pretend I'm famous.

I'm not going to the bathroom, I'm going to the head and I'm gonna make a song about it.

I had to hit the head, so I sang a fake song and got a standing ovation from the toilet.

When you fake a song to cover up the fact that you're just going to pee and you're too proud to admit it.

I faked a song because I didn't wanna say I was going to the bathroom.

I hit the head and sang a fake song to look cool.

I made up a jingle just to cover that I needed to pee.

A stupid made-up song you sing when you're too lazy to go to the bathroom and just want to be cool.

I hit the head and sang a stupid song because I thought I was cool.

I made up a song just to go to the bathroom and look cool.

I needed to hit the head, so I made a fake song and got called a loser.