i need to find my backpack

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a sneaky way to say you're going to poop and don't want anyone to see you doing it

I need to find my backpack before I embarrass myself

My backpack is gone, which means I'm about to drop a bomb

I'm not lost, I'm just looking for my backpack and my dignity

when you're really just hiding in the bathroom to take a dump and you're too lazy to admit it

I need to find my backpack so I can hide in the bathroom

My backpack is missing, which means I need to take a crap

I’m not looking for my backpack, I’m looking for a toilet

the most basic excuse to avoid talking to people while you do your business in the most private place you can find

I need to find my backpack because I don't want to be caught doing my business

My backpack is my cover, and I need it to survive

I need my backpack to hide from my friends and my stomach