I need to feed my geese

A fancy way of saying you gotta take a break to wipe your butt with your handkerchief, and you’ll probably let out a few loud honks while you’re at it. It’s like nature’s version of a bathroom break.

When you have to stop everything to do your business with your handkerchief, and you’re too proud to be quiet. It’s like your body is giving you a standing ovation.

A very loud and very smelly way of saying you gotta take a break to do your business, and you’ll probably honk like a goose while you’re doing it. It’s a public service announcement.