Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What you say when you're begging for something and you know it's never gonna happen because life is a joke and you're the punchline.

I need this before my mom finds out I failed math again.

I need this so I don't have to eat my lunch.

I need this because I'm too lazy to do anything else.

2

What Ratchet yells when Bulkhead breaks something important and Ratchet is too lazy to fix it himself.

I need this before Ratchet kills me.

I need this because Bulkhead broke my tool again.

I need this so I can fix the robot.

3

A fancy way of saying no, but it’s way more dramatic and you probably just want to be dramatic.

I need this, no.

I need this? No.

I need this and I'm gonna say no to it.

4

What stoners scream when they really want weed or something else and they’re too high to care if it’s loud.

I NEED THIS!!

I NEED THIS OR I’LL DIE.

I NEED THIS AND I’M NOT LIEING.

5

What a guy or girl says when they just want sex and they’re too embarrassed to say it out loud.

I need this before I go home.

I need this because I’m tired of being single.

I need this and I’m not even shy about it.

6

When you’re so desperate for something or someone that you’re practically begging for it.

I need this before I lose my mind.

I need this because I’m out of options.

I need this and I’m not even joking.

7

What Genji mains yell even when they’re almost full health and there’s a healer right next to them.

I need this even though I have 200 health.

I need this because I’m too lazy to stop.

I need this and I’m not even hurt.