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A smelly TikToker who plays the fool for cash. He does stupid stuff when you throw money at him, like pretending to be a horse and then doing the most awkward butt wiggle ever.
*Sends Unicorn Horn* French guy: "I’m a magical horse!" then faceplants into a pizza box.
*Sends Basketball* French guy: "I’m a basketball!" then trips over a couch and yells in French.
*Sends Gold Bar* French guy: "I’m rich!" then proceeds to eat the gold bar and cries because it tastes like shoe leather.
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That guy on TikTok who acts like a stupid sidekick for your money. He does silly dances and fake butt movements when you send him stuff.
*Sends Balloon* French guy: "I’m floating!" then pops the balloon and screams like a baby.
*Sends Pizza* French guy: "I’m a pizza!" then eats it and spits it out like it betrayed him.
*Sends Dog Treat* French guy: "I’m a dog!" then chases his tail and falls into a puddle.
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A TikTok guy who pretends to be a horse for your money. He does butt wiggles and fake horse noises when you send him stuff.
*Sends Cowboy Boots* French guy: "I’m riding the horse!" then sits on a chair and does the worst butt wiggle ever.
*Sends Hat* French guy: "I’m a cowboy!" then trips over a rug and yells in broken English.
*Sends Diamond* French guy: "I’m rich!" then eats the diamond and cries because it tasted like regret.
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A guy on TikTok who does stupid stuff for your money. He acts like a horse, does butt wiggles, and pretends to be a dog just to get your donations.
*Sends Dog Toy* French guy: "I’m a dog!" then chases a stick and falls into a trash can.
*Sends Hat* French guy: "I’m a cowboy!" then does a butt wiggle and faceplants into a pillow.
*Sends Crown* French guy: "I’m a king!" then eats a crown and yells in French.
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