Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you say something so stupid it makes your brain hurt

I just told my mom I’m a vampire and I’m gonna bite her

My friend said he’s gonna be a chicken when he grows up

I told my teacher I’m gonna fail because the sky is purple

2

When you say something so dumb it needs a doctor

I told my dog I’m the king of the universe and he laughed

I said the moon is made of cheese and my brother cried

I told my mom the ocean is a lie and she gave me a look

3

When you say something so crazy it needs a shrink

I told my class I’m gonna marry the ceiling fan

I said I’m gonna eat my homework and it’s gonna eat me back

I told my dad I’m gonna be a dinosaur when I grow up

4

When you say something so dumb it needs a hospital

I told my friend I’m gonna be a ghost and I’m gonna haunt his house

I said the sun is a giant pizza and it’s gonna fall on my head

I told my teacher I’m gonna turn into a cat and start meowing

5

When you say something so stupid it needs a therapist

I told my mom I’m gonna be a chicken and I’m gonna lay eggs

I said the clouds are made of spaghetti and they’re gonna fall

I told my class I’m gonna be a robot and I’m gonna beep at them

6

When you say something so dumb it needs a psychiatrist

I told my brother I’m gonna be a unicorn and I’m gonna fly

I said the moon is a giant lollipop and it’s gonna melt

I told my teacher I’m gonna be a pizza and I’m gonna be eaten