Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Hey bro I need a friend right now or I’m gonna cry and throw my phone at you

I’m literally dying here and I need a friend before I die

I need a friend or I’m gonna scream in the middle of the mall

2

I’m begging you I need a friend and I’m not afraid to use my ugly face to get it

I’ll show you my ugly face if you don’t help me

I need a friend or I’m gonna make you look at my ugly face forever

3

I’m down to my last noodle and I need a friend before I go all noodle on you

I need a friend or I’m gonna eat all your noodles

Noodles are my life and I need a friend to save me