I need ert

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To say you're so turned on you might explode. Like a human firework with no safety pins.

'I need ert' he said, staring at her like she was a burger and he was a hungry kid.

'I need ert' she texted him, wearing only a towel and a smile.

In the DMs: 'I need ert. Now. Or I'll scream.'

When you're so horny you're ready to fight, flirt, and maybe even cry all at once.

'I need ert,' he said, pacing like a caged animal.

She said, 'I need ert,' while eating a sandwich and pretending she wasn't thinking about him.

In a group chat: 'I need ert. Someone help me before I break something.'

To be so desperate for a lover that you’re willing to beg, shout, or throw things.

He yelled, 'I need ert!' like it was a life-or-death situation.

She whispered, 'I need ert,' while looking at him like he was a snack.

In a tweet: 'I need ert. Please. I’m out of snacks and patience.'

When your need for sex is so strong it feels like your brain is on fire and your pants are too tight.

'I need ert!' he said, staring at her like she was the last piece of pizza.

She said, 'I need ert,' while eating cereal and thinking about him.

In a DM: 'I need ert. I’m not joking. I’m serious.'

To be so ready for love that you might just walk into the street and kiss the first person you see.

He said, 'I need ert,' like it was a war cry.

She texted, 'I need ert,' while wearing pajamas and no shame.

In a tweet: 'I need ert. I’m not even dressed.'