I Need Cash

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A magical phrase that makes your problems go away and your enemies feel stupid. It’s like a get-out-of-jail-free card for your wallet and your dignity.
"I need cash" when your mom asks why you’re not cleaning your room.
"I need cash" when your friend says your dog is ugly.
"I need cash" when your teacher yells at you for eating pizza during math.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A lazy way to avoid doing anything you don’t want to do. It’s like saying you’re poor, but you’re really just being a butt.
"I need cash" when your dad says it’s time to do your homework.
"I need cash" when your crush asks you to go to the movies.
"I need cash" when your brother steals your snacks.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A loud, profane way to tell everyone you’re broke and you don’t care. It’s like throwing your money away and then blaming the world.
"I need cash" when your mom says you’re going to church.
"I need cash" when your brother says you’re fat.
"I need cash" when your teacher says you’re failing math.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A fancy way to say you’re broke and you’re not going to fix it. It’s like a fancy excuse for being a broke, lazy, bad kid.
"I need cash" when your mom says you’re going to clean your room.
"I need cash" when your friend says you’re weird.
"I need cash" when your teacher says you’re going to stay after class.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A loud, funny way to tell everyone you’re broke and you don’t care. It’s like a joke that everyone laughs at, even your teacher.
"I need cash" when your mom says you’re going to do your homework.
"I need cash" when your brother says you’re annoying.
"I need cash" when your teacher says you’re not passing math.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A stupid, funny way to say you’re broke and you don’t care. It’s like being a kid who says money is stupid and then spends it on candy.
"I need cash" when your mom says you’re going to clean your room.
"I need cash" when your brother says you’re boring.
"I need cash" when your teacher says you’re going to stay after class.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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