I need assistance

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What Susan Sarandon says when she’s about to fuck you in the ass with a spatula.
I need assistance before I lose my mind.
I need assistance because my coffee is cold and I’m not ready for this day.
I need assistance because my cat just stole my lunch.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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What Susan Sarandon says when she’s going to give you a lecture and a slap.
I need assistance because my pants are on fire.
I need assistance because my dog just bit my neighbor.
I need assistance because my phone is broken and I can’t text my best friend.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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What Susan Sarandon says when she’s about to make your life a living hell.
I need assistance because my job is giving me anxiety.
I need assistance because my brother just stole my last donut.
I need assistance because I fell into a lake and now I’m wet and confused.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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