i need a wii

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You're sick of your dumb friends or your annoying relatives and you just wanna play something that doesn't involve you being a complete idiot... so you grab your Nintendo Wii and start bashing people like it's your job.
My cousin is talking nonstop again. I'm gonna beat him to death with the Wii.
My mom won't stop nagging me. Time to play Mario Kart and forget her existence.
I'm so tired of my friend's dumb jokes. I'm gonna use the Wii to stab him in the face.
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You're so fed up with your friends or family that you're ready to yell, scream, and maybe even throw a controller at someone... so you fire up the Wii and start playing like your life depends on it.
I'm so mad at my brother for stealing my pizza. I'm gonna beat him in Super Smash Bros. and make him cry.
My friend won't stop talking. I'm gonna use the Wii to punch him into next week.
I'm so bored of my parents' arguing. Time to play Mario Party and forget they're even here.
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You're so sick of your friends or family that you're ready to quit talking and just play something that makes you feel powerful... so you grab the Wii and start kicking butt like it's your full-time job.
My sister won't stop bugging me. I'm gonna beat her in Wii Fit and make her feel stupid.
My friend is annoying me with his dumb questions. I'm gonna use the Wii to punch him into oblivion.
I'm so tired of my dad's loud snoring. Time to play Mario Kart and forget he's even alive.
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