I Need A Scout

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When a football coach gets 11 of his worst players to jump on him like a pack of feral dogs.
The coach was screaming, 'I need a scout!' as the bench mob pounced on him.
He got tackled by his own team like he was a rookie rookie.
He was so trampled, he looked like a man who had been run over by a bus and a pickup truck.
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When a coach gets surrounded and pummeled by his own bench like they’re trying to make him their new mascot.
He was yelling, 'I need a scout!' while getting kicked in the face by his own players.
He looked like a piñata that got hit by a whole class.
He fell over like he had been knocked down by a wall of meat.
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When a football coach gets attacked by 11 of his worst players like they were all angry at him for failing gym.
He was yelling, 'I need a scout!' as he got tackled by his own team.
He looked like he had been hit by a pile of angry kids.
He was so crushed, he could barely breathe through the chaos.
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