I Need A Minute

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You yell this when your brain is about to explode and you need to take a break before you start crying or throwing things.
I need a minute before I punch this guy.
I need a minute before I scream into my pillow.
I need a minute before I throw my phone out the window.
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You say this when you're so overwhelmed you could barely breathe and you need to escape before you turn into a human trash can.
I need a minute before I eat this whole pizza by myself.
I need a minute before I start yelling at my mom.
I need a minute before I fall asleep on the floor.
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You shout this when you're too tired, too angry, or too confused to keep going and you just need a second to regroup and not make a total fool of yourself.
I need a minute before I say something stupid.
I need a minute before I start crying in public.
I need a minute before I fail this test.
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You say this when you're about to lose your mind and you need a second to collect your thoughts before you say something you'll regret.
I need a minute before I tell my teacher I hate him.
I need a minute before I throw my cereal at my brother.
I need a minute before I text my mom and cry.
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You yell this when you're so messed up you need a second to figure out what you just said and why you're so mad.
I need a minute before I punch my friend again.
I need a minute before I start screaming at my dog.
I need a minute before I eat my feelings.
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You say this when you're about to break down and you need a second to catch your breath before you do something embarrassing.
I need a minute before I cry in front of my class.
I need a minute before I fall out of my chair.
I need a minute before I start talking to my plants.
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