I NEED A MEDIC BAG I'M FUCKIN' DYING OVER HERE

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your name is dallas and you're so dead you're already in the grave

My mom just passed away and I'm not even sad

I got a D on my math test and I'm screaming inside

My dog ate my homework and I'm gonna cry

you're so dead you could be a tombstone and still be funny

I failed the spelling bee and I'm just lying there

My crush ignored me and I'm dying

My pizza was cold and I'm already dead

you're so dead you're already in the afterlife and you're still crying

My dog bit me and I'm in pain

I failed my history test and I'm screaming

My friend made fun of me and I'm dying