I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram

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I want a man strong enough to take my nonsense and my constant drama because I act like a toddler on a sugar high and I don’t care if I’m cheating because my mom was a witch and my dad was a donkey

My ex left me because I posted a butt pic on my Instagram and called him a chump

I sent him a DM saying I was with 3 guys at the same time and he just said 'Okay'

He asked me to delete my Instagram and I said 'No, I’m a queen, and queens don’t delete their Instagram'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

I need a man tough enough to deal with my crazy because I’m a mess and I have no self-respect and I probably have 10 boyfriends at once and I was raised by a monster who only ate tacos and screamed at the TV

I posted a selfie with my 2nd boyfriend and my ex said 'You’re a disaster'

He asked me to stop posting and I said 'I’m not a disaster, I’m a superstar'

He sent me a message saying 'You’re a mess' and I replied with a selfie and a wink

by Slangipedia 11d ago

I want a man with enough balls to handle my Instagram because I’m a loudmouth who doesn’t know how to act right and I probably have 5 boyfriends and my mom is a lunatic who only wore socks and never brushed her hair

He said I was too loud and I posted a video of me screaming into a microphone

I sent him a DM saying I was dating a guy who had a tattoo of a chicken and he said 'Okay'

I posted a story of me being with 3 guys and he just said 'I give up'

by Slangipedia 11d ago