I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE

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To think about throwing yourself off a cliff just for fun

I need a lighthouse because my math test was harder than my ex's lies.

I need a lighthouse after getting roasted in group chat.

I need a lighthouse because my coffee is weak and my boss is a tyrant.

To say you'd rather die than deal with your problems

I need a lighthouse because my dog just ate my homework.

I need a lighthouse because my life is like a broken toaster.

I need a lighthouse because my mom keeps texting me at 2 a. m.

To wish you were dead because your day is going from bad to worse

I need a lighthouse because my pizza arrived cold and my crush ignored me.

I need a lighthouse because my life is like a never-ending horror movie.

I need a lighthouse because my dog just peed on my brand new shoes.