i need a life

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what you realize you don't have after typing this in the middle of the night while crying into a bag of doritos

I need a life and a therapist

I need a life and a new best friend (who isn't my ex)

I need a life and a reason to stop eating cereal for dinner

the thing you wish you had when you're stuck in a loop of bad decisions and worse texts

I need a life and a way out of this text thread

I need a life and a new hobby that doesn't involve my mom

I need a life and a reason to stop saying yes to everything

what you're missing when you're too busy being dramatic to actually do something about it

I need a life and a plan that doesn't involve crying in public

I need a life and a new outfit that doesn't make me feel like a disaster

I need a life and a way to stop being so dramatic all the time