I must be butter

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i’m smothering everything in my path like a greasy pancake

i must be butter i just flipped three eggs and a sausage link

i must be butter i just melted my pants at the gym

i must be butter i just ruined my mom’s favorite shirt

i’m so smooth i could slide off a greasy hot dog

i must be butter i just slid out of my chair like it was a skateboard

i must be butter i just made my brother spill his soda

i must be butter i just got out of my dad’s truck without touching anything

i’m the reason your sandwich is now a soggy mess

i must be butter i just dipped my whole burger in ketchup

i must be butter i just soaked my mom’s couch

i must be butter i just made my dog lick the table