i moon you

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I moon you means I love you so much I’d go to the moon and back just to slap you awake.

I moon you because you’re the only one who doesn’t laugh when I tell my dumb jokes.

I moon you and I’m not even high.

I moon you like it’s my full-time job.

I moon you is when you love someone so much you’d walk on the moon just to yell at them.

I moon you because you’re the only one who doesn’t eat my leftover pizza.

I moon you and I still don’t know why.

I moon you and I’m not even tired.

I moon you is when you say you love someone so much it’s like you’re going to the moon to hit them with a broom.

I moon you because you took my last snack and didn’t even say thank you.

I moon you like I’m going to the moon to fight aliens for you.

I moon you and I’m not even drunk.