Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You yell this when you totally f***ed up and you’re gonna get hurt or humiliated. It’s like screaming at the universe for being a total a**hole.

I missed it! I tripped into a lake!

I missed it! My dog ate my homework!

I missed it! I got flung out of a car!

2

This is what Wario says when he loses a game so bad he wants to cry. It’s like the worst failure ever, and it’s all your fault.

I missed it! I lost the game!

I missed it! My pizza got stolen!

I missed it! I got hit by a giant mushroom!

3

You scream this when Namjoon doesn’t post on Twitter for more than two days. You’re basically begging him to show up.

I missed it! Why isn’t Namjoon online?!

I missed it! He hasn’t posted in days!

I missed it! I’m begging him to come back!

4

This is when Louis Tomlinson fans lose their minds because he’s been MIA for too long. They tweet him like he’s a lost puppy.

I missed it! Louis, please come online!

I missed it! We’re trending ‘LOUIS WAKE UP’ again!

I missed it! We miss you, Louis!

5

You feel like your soul was stolen by a f***ing demon. You’re empty, broken, and ready to cry.

I missed it! I feel like a ghost!

I missed it! My heart is gone!

I missed it! I’m just a hollow shell!

6

You miss someone so much you go to Urban Dictionary and type in ‘I miss her’ just to feel better. It’s like a f***ing addiction.

I missed it! I had to look it up!

I missed it! I needed to find ‘I miss her’!

I missed it! I’m obsessed with Urban Dictionary!

7

You miss the girl of your dreams so bad you start typing in ‘I miss her’ on Urban Dictionary just to cope. You’re f***ed up.

I missed it! I’m typing it in Urban Dictionary!

I missed it! I can’t stop thinking about her!

I missed it! I’m f***ed up!