Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To wish you were here so you could take the blame for everything

I miss your ass because you always took the blame for my bad grades.

If you were here, you'd be the one who got in trouble for my prank.

I miss your ass because you’d have blamed me for your own bad grades.

2

To wish you were here so you could save me from my own stupidity

I miss your ass because you’d have stopped me from eating that whole pizza.

You’d have told me not to text my mom during class.

I miss your ass because you’d have stopped me from talking to the teacher like that.

3

To wish you were here so you could laugh at my dumb mistakes

I miss your ass because you’d have laughed at me for falling off the slide.

You’d have snorted when I said the sky was purple.

I miss your ass because you’d have cackled when I tried to ride my bike like a horse.

4

To wish you were here so you could stop me from making a mess

I miss your ass because you’d have yelled at me for spilling cereal everywhere.

You’d have made me clean up my spaghetti disaster.

I miss your ass because you’d have stopped me from drawing on the walls.

5

To wish you were here so you could beat me up for being annoying

I miss your ass because you’d have punched me for talking too much.

You’d have kicked my butt for singing in the shower.

I miss your ass because you’d have smacked me for eating the last cookie.

6

To wish you were here so you could cover for me when I did something bad

I miss your ass because you’d have told the teacher it was your fault.

You’d have lied for me when I stole the snack.

I miss your ass because you’d have taken the blame for my prank.