I miss those

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When a guy can't stop thinking about the last time he got laid or the way her butt looked in that dress.

I miss those nights when she would let me eat her out in the kitchen.

Her ass was fire, and now it's just a memory.

I miss those days before she got fat and started eating donuts for breakfast.

When a guy is sad because he doesn't have a woman to beat off to anymore or to make him breakfast.

I miss those mornings when she would bring me coffee and a blowjob before work.

She used to make me eggs. Now I just have to stare at my sad plate.

I miss those times when she would laugh at my jokes instead of my bad hair.

When a guy is sad because he doesn't have a woman to make him feel like a king or to tell him he's ugly.

I miss those days when she called me handsome, even though I was wearing pajamas.

She used to tell me I was a king. Now she just tells me I'm a mess.

I miss those nights when she would dress up just to make me feel special.