I miss Louis

A bunch of obsessed fangurls who think Louis is the best ex-boyfriend ever, even though he’s now married to a guy named Harry. They scream ‘I miss Louis’ like he’s dead, and they keep trending it on Twitter every time he goes offline for a week. They’re so loud, even the dog in the background gets annoyed.

Solo Louies are like broken heart emojis. They use ‘I miss Louis’ like it’s a prayer. They just want to see Louis’s face again, even if it’s just a blurry photo from 2014. They don’t mind if he’s been dating Harry for years. They just want to see him post something.

Gay fans cry every time Louis doesn’t post a selfie. They’re like, ‘I miss Louis,’ and they mean it. They beg him to show his face so they can sob for weeks. They’re so obsessed, they think Louis’s face is more important than their own life.