I might like you

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A lie a girl says to you when she thinks you're too dumb to notice she's laughing at you
Hey, I might like you... if you weren't so ugly.
I might like you, but only if you stop talking.
I might like you... if you weren't such a failure.
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What a girl says when she thinks you're too clueless to realize she's using you
I might like you... if you stopped being such a loser.
I might like you, but only if you stop being so loud.
I might like you... if you weren't such a mess.
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A fake compliment a girl gives you because she thinks you're too stupid to know she's toasting you
I might like you... if you weren't so bad at everything.
I might like you, but only if you stop being so annoying.
I might like you... if you were actually kind of cute.
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