I messed up

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The first words a celeb says when they realize they did something so stupid even the devil would take a vacation
I messed up when I tried to do a TikTok dance in front of a crowd of 10,000 people and tripped into a puddle.
I messed up when I said my ex’s new boyfriend looked like a raccoon in a suit.
I messed up when I tried to explain my tax return on live TV and cried.
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What a famous person says when they did something so bad even the Pope would leave the Church
I messed up when I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and it came out my nose.
I messed up when I tried to flirt with my mom’s best friend and she turned into a dragon.
I messed up when I said the Queen had a bad hair day on national television.
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What a star says when they did something so wrong even the devil would get a lawyer
I messed up when I tried to do a magic trick and my dog turned into a chicken.
I messed up when I told my boss I was sick and then got a flu shot.
I messed up when I said the president had a crush on my pet goldfish.
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