i melon you

Your reworded definition is so bad, it tastes like a melon that got hit by a truck and then cursed

I melon you like you just failed a math test and your mom called you a melon

I melon you so hard, your face turned pink and your brother asked if you were blushing or bruised

I melon you so much, I could eat you for breakfast and still be full

You’re so melony, my dog tried to lick you and got a face full of melon

I melon you like you were the last melon at the store and I was hungry

I melon you like you’re the melon version of a bad day

You’re so melony, my math teacher gave you a zero and said you were a bad melon

I melon you so bad, your friend’s brother asked if you were a melon or a donkey