I meant my other Grandma

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You say this when you get caught in a lie and you try to replace your dead grandma with another one who’s also not dead. It’s like saying ‘I meant my other dead grandma’ but both are alive and probably laughing at you.
I said my grandma died, but I meant my other grandma who also didn’t die.
I told my teacher my grandma was in the hospital, but I meant my other grandma who was at the mall.
I blamed my grandma for my bad grade, but I meant my other grandma who was eating pizza.
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This is when you say your other grandma died because your first one didn’t, and you’re too lazy to think of another excuse. It’s like your brain is broken and your grandmas are all fake.
My grandma was alive, so I said my other grandma was dead and in a coffin.
I told my mom my grandma died, but she was at the grocery store.
I said my grandma had a heart attack, but she was just eating too much cake.
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You use this phrase when you’re too dumb to remember which grandma is dead and which one is not. It’s like you’re trying to blame two grandmas for one lie, and both of them are probably mad.
I said my grandma died, but I meant my other grandma who was still alive and had a phone.
I told my friend my grandma died, but she was just watching TV.
I blamed my grandma for my bad math test, but I meant my other grandma who was eating ice cream.
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