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This is when someone is so dumb it’s like they were hit by a truck and then asked to solve a math problem.
I mean really, did you just eat that entire pizza and then blame the dog?
I mean really, you tried to fix the printer by yelling at it?
I mean really, you thought wearing socks with sandals was a fashion statement?
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This is when something is so stupid it could make a brain melt like ice cream on a hot sidewalk.
I mean really, you tried to text your mom while driving and failed?
I mean really, you thought that was a good time to start a debate about which soda is better?
I mean really, you took a nap during a fire alarm?
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This is when someone is so clueless it’s like they were born in a cave and never saw the outside world.
I mean really, you thought that was a good time to argue about the meaning of life?
I mean really, you tried to build a fort out of chairs and cried when it fell apart?
I mean really, you asked if the sky was blue during a thunderstorm?
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This is when something is so ridiculous it could make a donkey laugh and a robot cry.
I mean really, you tried to talk to your pet goldfish and it ignored you?
I mean really, you thought that was a good time to start a dance party in the grocery store?
I mean really, you wore a hat made of socks to a fancy dinner?
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This is when something is so absurd it could make a math teacher quit and a pizza delivery guy start a band.
I mean really, you tried to explain your life choices to a vending machine?
I mean really, you took a selfie with a chicken and posted it as your profile picture?
I mean really, you tried to eat a whole cake in one bite and it didn’t work?
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This is when something is so dumb it could make a dog roll in a mud puddle and then laugh at you.
I mean really, you tried to tell your boss you were sick and then started singing?
I mean really, you took a nap during a movie and missed the whole ending?
I mean really, you thought that was a good time to argue about the color of the sky?
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